I have three jokes to share with you today…
What starts with P and ends with E, and has a thousand letters?
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Answers…
Post Office
Poker Face
Because he has a black belt
I have three jokes to share with you today…
What starts with P and ends with E, and has a thousand letters?
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Post Office
Poker Face
Because he has a black belt
Those are cute little jokes simple and funny. I will have to remember to tell my nephew the post office one. Kids need a good laugh too.
I hope your nephew enjoyed the Post Office joke, karmaskeeper. I think we all need to have a good laugh at least once a day 🙂
These jokes are too cute. I especially like the Post Office one the best. Too funny Santa – ha ha – 🙂
Glad you enjoyed them Skyspirit 🙂
This made me laugh out loud! More please.
Hehehehe!
We do have some other jokes listed in the blog, Holunderminze, but I’ll add some more soon, too!
I love that last one. “Because he has a black belt”. I would never have thought to make that joke.
Cute! I put a little lunchbox note into my kid’s lunchboxes each day. I am going to use these for their December notes. They love getting jokes and trivia to share at the lunch table.
What a great idea, Susie – not just a lovely way to stay in touch but making them laugh is always a good thing 🙂
Oh! If it’s alright, I’d like to share a joke/riddle:
What must you give two bodies and one head but don’t need to give a mouth:
A snowman!
It’s probably a little dry for older kids and adults, but the younger ones like it.
Of course it’s alright to share jokes on here, sorrowscal!
And that is a joke I’ve never actually heard so I enjoyed it 🙂
Hmm, alright. Let’s try another one then! Why does Santa shout “Ho! Ho! Ho!” instead of “Ha! Ha! Ha!” ?
So the Reindeer don’t think he’s making fun of them.
or, another answer could be this:
the letter A is on the naughty list.
Again, dry humor, but the kids I babysit like them. We sat down and told each other Christmas jokes last night. I got the idea from remembering this, so thank you!
Glad you and the kids had fun sharing Christmas jokes 🙂
And I like that Santa avoids hurting the reindeer’s feelings.
The post office and Santa joke are perfect for my work. Clever enough that the kids probably won’t know them, but not too far over their heads that they won’t get them when I tell them the punch line.
That sounds like a good combination for a joke, Wendy. Hope you have fun telling lots of kids these jokes!
My kids are seriously into jokes right now and I just know that they are going to adore these. My five year old will especially love the black belt one. Thank-you for sharing these with us!
You’re welcome 🙂
I agree! My family loves jokes, too. I don’t know any but I have read them all and they are so cute and perfect for family get togethers while decorating the tree. We usually listen to music and laugh and play – I think I will incorporate some of these cute jokes with them.
My joke:
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
I love clean corny jokes over dirty ones. Thanks!
Ho ho ho ho, Crystal – I like that 🙂
I actually just sat here and laughed for about a full minute at the rebel without a Claus answer to the joke. It’s a good one!
a Christmas kiss…….. The Guy saies to his lady friend, Sweetheart what would it take to get a kiss under the mistletoe …Lady friend replies an anaesthetic..lol
Okay, so this is more like a joke story than a one liner.
A little girl is nervous as she waits in line to sit on Santa’s lap and tell the big man what she wants. When she gets close enough, she lets a few girls and boys cut her so she can think of how to ask for what she wants. After a while of letting people cut ahead of her, it’s finally her turn.
She gulps and sits on Santa’s lap. The man shouts “Ho! Ho! Ho!” and asks what the little girl wants. After she yanks his beard to make sure he’s real, she turns her head from side to side and whispers what she wants to Santa this:
“Santa, all I want for Christmas is the answer to a joke. Why did the Chicken really cross the road Santa?”
Santa blinks back a rosy chuckle as he adjusts himself to think of an answer. However, none come to mind. Until finally, he comes up with something that might appease her.
“Why, it’s the same reason reigndeer fly of course! Ho! Ho! Ho!”
The little girl sits through the answer and Santa doesn’t hear so much as a giggle from the girl. She looks him straight in the face, and says the following:
“To get to the other side.”
After which, the entire line of children start to giggle and become more active.
Santa sighs and admitts she played a pretty good joke on him and asked her what she really wanted for Christmas. To this, the girl replied she wanted a new joke book.