Following on from jcc481’s suggestion, I am going to compile jokes from this year’s bonbons (or Christmas crackers) ๐Ÿ™‚

Christmas bonbons with paper hat and jokes

Christmas bonbons, complete with paper hat and a sheet of jokes…

I don’t promise all will be funny – but it’s a sure bet some will make you groan! However, it will be fun and all will be clean and child-friendly. So here goes…

Jokes from the bonbons…

Which composer do dogs prefer?

What do call two thieves?
A pair of knickers

What do clouds wear?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

What do hedgehogs have for lunch?
Prickled onions

How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle

Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing

Why do cows lie down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

How did my friend drown in a bowl of muesli?
He was pulled in by a strong currant. 

How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
None, but Noah took two of each!

How is a banana peel on the footpath like music?
If you don’t C Sharp you will B flat

* I will add more after more bonbons on Thursday!

Your turn…

There’s only so many bonbons I come across so to make a large collection of jokes, I need help! I’d love you to add any other bonbon jokes you’ve come across this year to the list by putting them in the comments below.

PLEASE make sure only family friendly jokes are included…