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hohoho with Santa!

I have some more Santa jokes to tell you…   Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a ho-ho-hotel of course! What does Santa put on his toast? Jingle Jam Why does Santa have a white beard? So he can hide in the North...

Santa doing maths…

Santa’s teacher asked “Why are you lying on the floor to do your maths work?” Santa answered “because you said to do the problems without our tables!” I told my teacher this one and she didn’t laugh but I think its funny!  ...

Get your tongue around…

… some Christmas tonguetwisters! Can you say these 3 or 5 times really fast? And still be understood! Santa’s sister Samantha sits sedately in the shiny sleigh. Cathy craves Christmas cake covered in custard. Elves enjoy entertaining and emptying elegant...