hohoho with Santa!

I have some more Santa jokes to tell you…White bearded Santa looking in his sack

 

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?

At a ho-ho-hotel of course!

What does Santa put on his toast?

Jingle Jam

Why does Santa have a white beard?

So he can hide in the North Pole!

8 Responses to hohoho with Santa!

  • Trissandra says:

    Reading those jokes made me realize that Christmas is really coming soon. More and more people think about Christmas and make their preparations. It’s good that there are jokes like that.

  • Clauzetta says:

    Those are indeed fun Santa jokes.
    Here’s more Santa jokes to enjoy:
    Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
    A. Santa Clues!

    Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    A: Because it ” soots ” him!

    How do you know Santa has to be a man?
    No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

  • JaimieSkye says:

    LOL! I’m going to tell my 7 year old all these jokes when she wakes up tomorrow. She loves making her own books lately. I bet she’d love to make her own Christmas joke book.

  • sorrowscall says:

    Of these jokes (I’m looking at all the jokes now that I have time) I like the first one about the hotel. The last one is cute too, but I definitely like the first one of these the most out of the three of them.

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