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Christmas jokes…

I have three jokes to share with you today… What starts with P and ends with E, and has a thousand letters? How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Why is Santa so good at karate?   Answers…   Post Office Poker Face Because he has a black...

Santa has to cope with international rules…

Santa has a long way to travel on Christmas Eve, and he has to cope with different climates and rules along the way. How often do you check under your car for sleeping children? Do you dress well to keep your license? Do you bother buying sprouts for Christmas dinner?...

hohoho with Santa!

I have some more Santa jokes to tell you…   Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a ho-ho-hotel of course! What does Santa put on his toast? Jingle Jam Why does Santa have a white beard? So he can hide in the North...

Santa doing maths…

Santa’s teacher asked “Why are you lying on the floor to do your maths work?” Santa answered “because you said to do the problems without our tables!” I told my teacher this one and she didn’t laugh but I think its funny!  ...